Funny Tumblr Posts About Draco and Hermione
Anonymous asked:
Draco and Hermione
lhzthepoet answered:
Oh lovely anon, you woke the sleeping dragon.
Who said "I love you" first? Hermione. Though Draco's the one who thought it first. They'd been together for a few months. She came home after a day where literally nothing had gone right. Her proposal for equal employment opportunities for magical creatures had been rejected for the third time, and she was left debating if the Ministry was really the right place for her to achieve her goals when it was just full of bureaucratic nonsense and iron tight protocols. The Office for Charms Development and Research had written her to say that while her submission was well thought out, they were currently too busy reviewing submissions from those with a Charms Mastery and would likely be delayed getting to hers. Draco had already been home equally upset. The merger he'd been negotiating for the past 2 months had fallen through, somehow it had gotten out that he'd been donating potions to St. Mungo's anonymously and was now under investigation (even though he had a Potions Mastery that he'd completed a year and half faster than the recommended schedule). To top it off, he'd had a run in with a rather belligerent wizard in Diagon Alley that had escalated to the other shouting he should have been tossed into Azkaban with the rest of the Death Eaters. So they're both pissed, a bit hurt, and suddenly they're arguing with each other over every and anything. She doesn't think she's worth him further straining his relations with his father when he's managed to accomplish twice as much as she has in the same amount of time. He's teetering too close to the dark edges of his mind and he's terrified beyond belief that one day Hermione's going to come to her senses and leave him high and dry. At some point, Hermione snaps. Hair a mess and falling into her eyes and she's alternating between crying and shouting until she finally just screams out, "I don't care about any of it. You don't have to keep proving yourself to me I already bloody love you." Draco's shell-shocked and in seconds he's attacking her mouth and his hands are in her hair, on her back, creeping up her sides. She's dizzy when he pulls away and he softly murmurs lips kissing down her jaw, "You crazy witch. You silly girl." Before he lets out a breath that tickles the skin behind her ear. "I love you too."
Who would have the other's picture as their phone background? Hermione. It's a candid she got while Draco was still peacefully asleep in their bed.
Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror? Draco and they are always always illustrated (even the innuendos)
Who buys the other cheesy gifts? Hermione. She's got a hidden cheesy sense of humor.
Who initiated the first kiss? Draco. He couldn't stop staring at her lips as she spoke to him passionately of some new article she'd read the other day. He didn't even think about it before leaning down and kissing her gently. When he pulled away, nervous that maybe he'd been too rash, she shot him a wicked grin and yanked him down for their second.
Who kisses the other awake in the morning. Both, more often Draco since he tends to wake earlier.
Who starts tickle fights? Hermione, especially since she discovered how sensitive his sides were. Mostly she does it to hear him laugh.
Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower? Draco and he's entirely too smug as he does.
Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch? Draco, Hermione tends to forget to eat and someone has to make sure she doesn't starve.
Who was nervous and shy on the first date? Both, but Draco is considerably more so. He's never done serious just causal meets that end nearly as soon as he began, and Hermione's not like anyone else he's ever gone out with. She can see he's that anxious and nervous after he mispronounces every menu item even though she knows for a fact he's fluent in French. (So she grabs his hand under the table and squeezes it without so much as looking up as she studies the wine menu)
Who kills/takes out the spiders? Either one, though Draco feels surprisingly more squeamish about it than Hermione.
Who loudly proclaims their love when they're drunk? Draco, and to his ever ending embarrassment, Hermione has a video where he did it in between composing a drunken inspired love sonnet.
Send me a Ship!
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